I think there should be a mandatory course in High School on “Bathroom Etiquette!” We can add it as the second part of the year’s Mandatory course on “Customer Service,” and following graduation, we just might wind up with a “Well Mannered KID,” coming out!
How do you live for years as a child raised by parents, working with co-workers, becoming an adult yourself- and STILL not know the right and wrongs in the bathroom!
Look. If you’re a guy- put the damn seat down when you’re done. How difficult is that? It takes one bend at the waist. Consider it your excercise for the day! Sometimes when we, women, really have to go- we don’t LOOK! Falling in, is not an option if you want to stay as “our friend.”
If the toilet paper roll is empty? WHY would anyone leave it?? Just because you finished YOUR business and did YOUR duty, doesn’t make it “ok” to leave us hangin’ out in the wind, without a sheet?? What should we do, air dry?
If we are in the bathroom, and the door is locked, WHY MUST YOU KNOCK? So that you can hear us say, “I’m IN here!” It’s redundant!
Finally, if there’s air freshener spray in the bathroom, … a little squirt will do it! You don’t need to spray the entire can to cover your scent! Trust me! Overspraying is worse than emptying the can!
Just remember, “In the can, you can, if you THINK you can!” Make it right! I’m pooped.